The Big Book of Boris
Intro -- Title Page -- Contents -- Preface -- Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Power -- Sex, Love and an Inverted Pyramid of Piffle -- The Nanny State, Political Correctness and Being Right -- Wiff-Waff and Other Forms of Exertion -- Self-Knowledge is a Wonderful Thing -- The Yellow Peril -- Cycling and Other Inferior Forms of Transportation -- The Long Arm of the Law -- Johnny Foreigner -- Where Angels Fear to Tread -- Business, Economics and Numbers -- The Feral Beast -- The Star-Spangled Banner -- Mayor of the Greatest City in the World -- Getting Elected -- Lefties, Commies and Other Doom-Mongers -- Greenery -- Brexit and Other Stories -- Tories, Sackings and Resignations -- When the Ball Is Released from the Scrum -- Prime Minister -- Others on Boris -- Q& -- A with Boris -- Quick Fire -- The Boris Bibliography -- About the Authors -- Copyright.