No One Tells You This: A Memoir
Intro -- Dedication -- Epigraph -- Prologue: Numerology -- 1. The Forecast -- 2. Husband Material -- 3. Messages from Invisible Sources -- 4. Woman of a Certain Age -- 5. Women Never Really Faint -- 6. The Jet Set -- 7. Choose Your Own Rom-Com -- 8. The Grown-Up -- 9. Having It All -- 10. The Showdown -- 11. On the Road -- 12. Be Careful What You Wish For -- 13. The Family You Make -- 14. The Long Goodbye Begins -- 15. Don't Forsake Those Duties Which Keep You Out of the Nuthouse -- 16. Men of a Certain Age -- 17. What Remains -- 18. The Other Woman -- 19. Women Are Well-Acquainted with Thirst -- 20. We Are Not on the Run -- 21. The Equality State -- 22. "Balls," Said the Queen -- Epilogue: There Are No Happy Endings, Only Good Editing -- Acknowledgments -- About the Author -- Copyright.