How to Slay a Dragon: A Fantasy Hero's Guide to the Real Middle Ages
Intro -- Title Page -- Dedication -- Author's Note -- Capitulum Infodumpium -- Preparing for Your Quest -- 1. How to Find the Chosen One -- 2. How to Not Marry the Prince -- 3. How to Find Your Mentor -- 4. How to Train a Wizard -- 5. How to Dress for Fighting Evil -- At the Inn -- 6. How to Find the Inn -- 7. How to Put Up with the Bard -- 8. How to Beat the Cheats -- 9. How to Flirt with the Barmaid -- 10. How to Win the Bar Fight -- 11. How to Escape the Inn -- On the Road -- 12. On the (Literal) Road -- 13. How to Travel -- 14. How to Stay Clean -- 15. When (Not If) Bandits Attack Your Party -- 16. How to Cross a Cursed Swamp -- 17. How to Befriend the Enchanted Forest -- 18. How to Cross the Barren Wastes -- Hazards along the Way -- 19. When a Dragon Attacks the Village -- 20. How to Slay a Dragon -- 21. How to Tame a Dragon -- 22. How to Survive a Sea Monster Attack -- 23. How to Not Get Eaten -- 24. When Dark Clouds Appear on the Horizon -- 25. How to Survive in Endless Winter -- 26. How to Defeat the Barbarian Hordes -- 27. How to Outwit a Genie -- 28. How to Find a Unicorn -- 29. Where to Dig for Buried Treasure -- 30. How to Fight the Fire -- 31. How to Bring the Old Gods Back -- Winning the War -- 32. How to Light the Beacons -- 33. How to Save the Princess -- 34. The Princess Saves Herself -- 35. How to Steal the Crown -- Reaping Your Reward -- 36. How to Win the Princess -- 37. How to Be Married to the Prince -- 38. How to Feast Like a King -- The World Turned Upside Down -- Acknowledgments -- About the Author -- Selected Sources -- Further Reading -- Copyright.