Can I Speak to Someone in Charge?
Cover -- Chapter 1: Dear You, Lovely Reader -- Chapter 2: Dear Emily, Aged Thirteen -- Chapter 3: Dear School -- Chapter 4: Dear The Person Who Catfished Me -- Chapter 5: Dear Prosecco -- Chapter 6: Dear My Hair-straighteners -- Chapter 7: Dear My Friends -- Chapter 8: Dear My 'Legal Stalkers' (a.k.a. My Facebook Friends) -- Chapter 9: Dear My Body -- Chapter 10: Dear The Bottomless Pit That Is My Handbag -- Chapter 11: Dear The Owners Of A Resting Bitch Face (Of Which I Am One) -- Chapter 12: Dear Body Hair -- Chapter 13: Dear Make-up -- Chapter 14: Dear L'Oréal -- Chapter 15: Dear 'Thinspiration' -- Chapter 16: Dear The Gym -- Chapter 17: Dear Women Who Know They Look Good In Lycra -- Chapter 18: Dear My Only Matching Set Of Underwear -- Chapter 19: Dear What Used To Be Food But Is Now Just Poison -- Chapter 20: Dear The People Who Actually Can't Eat Gluten . . . Not The Ones That Just Don't 'Like' It -- Chapter 21: Dear Anyone Who Has Ever Been Affected By An Eating Disorder -- Chapter 22: Dear Boys -- Chapter 23: Dear Equalists Of The Future -- Chapter 24: Dear Trump -- Chapter 25: Dear Topshop -- Chapter 26: Dear Cat-callers -- Chapter 27: Dear Hollywood -- Chapter 28: Dear Every Single One Of My Jumpers -- Chapter 29: Dear Janis Joplin -- Chapter 30: Dear Online Trolls -- Chapter 31: Dear No More Page 3 Campaigners -- Chapter 32: Dear The Sidebar Of Shame -- Chapter 33: Dear Mum -- Chapter 34: Dear Me As A Mum -- Chapter 35: Dear Emily Aged Seventy -- Acknowledgements -- Copyright.