Just a Collection of Recollections About Stuff That Really and Truly Happened As I Recall
Intro -- Just a Collection of Recollections About Stuff That Really and Truly Happened As I Recall -- About the Author -- Dedication -- Copyright Information © -- 1) As a Kid Mascot on Bridge Job -- 2) Aunt Theresa and Three Little Baker's Dinner Theater -- 3) Aunt Theresa -- 4) Tom and Jim's Trip to Ocean City, MD -- 5) Consider the Lilies of the Field -- 6) Driving and Smoking When I Was Ten -- 7) Waking from a Coma on Easter Morning -- 8) Eating Poison Ivy -- 9) Father Marty -- 10) Freeing Overheated Dog from Summer-Heated Sportscar -- 11) Attending Jerry Lewis Black Tie Affair with a Dirty T-shirt -- 12) Giving a Ride to an Illegal Alien Late One Cold Night -- 13) Flush State Car Keys down the Toilet in Cambridge -- 14) See Something Leaking from Wing on KLM Flight from Amsterdam -- 15) Cast of Les Miserable Dedicate Show to Leslie's Lost Friend -- 16) My Two Run-Ins with the Carroll County Sheriff in One Year -- 17) The Start of Mom's Trip in England -- 18) Move from Hell. Move to Carroll County -- 19) My First and Only Tattoo When I Was 8 -- 20) My Guardian Angel(s) Must Be Ragged Out -- 21) My Mom's Secret but Gentle Plan to Introduce Me to Work -- 22) My Radio Career -- 23) Breaking into the Maryland National Guard Base - Stealing -- 24) Entire Family Using Our Secret and Crappy Swimming Hole -- 25) Philmont Scout Ranch Trip -- 26) Phone Service in 1969 - "Those Are for the Future, Honey" -- 27) Playing Santa for SHA Adopt-a-Family Effort -- 28) Preakness Muddy Brawler -- 29) Pudd'nhead Wilson - Film Made Harper's Ferry / Ken Howard -- 30) Real Reality Versus Virtual Reality -- 31) Sharing My Special, Secret, Refuge Place When I Was a Kid -- 32) Snow Duty at SHA -- 33) The Night Saigon Fell During My Night-Hike to Airport -- 34) The People You Meet, Panhandlers and Street Salespeople.