Instant! German
Intro -- Title Page -- Speak German in seconds -- How our stupendously simple phonetics work. -- Essential phrases -- Good-natured phrases -- Hotels -- Accommodation -- How do I say this in German? -- Asking for directions -- At the A.A. meeting -- At the bakery -- At the beach -- At the dance -- At the tennis -- At the petrol station -- At the grocer's shop -- At the movies -- At the pub -- At the races (horse) -- At the restaurant -- Eggheads -- Food, Gloria's Food -- Slow Food -- Asthma emergency -- On the set -- On the road -- On the ocean waves -- In the snooker room -- On the golf course -- On the phone -- Your answering machine/Voicemail -- Skillfully avoiding telemarketers when they call -- I'll call you back -- Proven ways to end phone calls -- At an Indian restaurant -- Know your fruits -- Know your vegetables -- Orgasmic organics -- Around the house -- Real estate mumbo-jumbo -- The 3 Great Lies -- How do you plead? -- The Sign of the Cross -- Grace before meals -- A Papal question -- Meeting your maker -- The Daily Show -- Television -- Film -- Respect for elders -- Blessed are the peacemakers -- Blessed are the pacemakers -- Blessed are the bread-makers -- Gone fishing -- Football Zen -- A Fart joke -- Meet the Farts -- Meet the Wankers -- When being hassled by a bunch of wankers -- Positively negative -- Polite insults -- When life has gone totally pear-shaped -- Complaints -- Death to the leaf blower -- Love thy neighbour -- Down to business -- Letters I've written -- Which way to the…? -- Where's the…? -- Instant! Emergencies -- Taxi chat -- Ordering a Taxi -- Honey, I'm… -- Building site banter -- Happy and merry -- Consolations -- Wine Flu Section -- Visiting the doctor/dentist/optician -- When you're in hospital -- Pests' Corner -- Hound dogs -- Facts -- Religion, God etc -- Alcohol.